You’ve got a phone call

Customer: (talking on cellphone) They’ve got salmon. Do you want some? (To me) One pound of salmon.

Me: Farm raised or wild caught?

Customer: (To phone) They’ve got two kinds. What kind do you want? I don’t know....I don’t know. (To me) Here, talk to her.

Me: With everything going on, I’m not comfortable touching your phone.

Customer: Don’t be such a baby! Take the goddamned phone!

Me: I’m sorry. I’m not going to do that.

Customer: I’m the goddamned customer. You do what I say!

Me: I’d be more than happy to explain the difference between the salmon..

Customer: Fuck you! I’m getting a manager!