Ooh Baby Baby

Customer: Disgusting! 

Me: I’m sorry? 

Customer: You sell baby scallops! That’s cruel! So many babies harvested! Gross. 

Me: Sir, those are bay scallops. They’re smaller than sea scallops. That’s as big as they get. 

Customer: Oh. 

(Seconds later) 

Customer: Disgusting! You sell veal...