Ma’am

"Yes ma'am, that organic turkey is the only one I have left."

“Yes, ma’am. It is expensive.”

"Yes ma'am, it is ridiculous that we're out of fresh turkeys on Thanksgiving. "

"No ma'am, I don't have any in the back."

"I'm sorry ma'am that we ruined your thanksgiving."

"No ma'am, that 18 lb frozen turkey will not be thawed out by 2:00"

"No ma'am, I don't recommend cooking it frozen."

"Happy Thanksgiving to you too, ma'am. "

(These were all from the same woman. )