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Customer: Yesterday, you had a ton of turkey legs over here. Where are they today.
Me: I’m all out, I’m afraid. Sorry.
Customer: You has so many yesterday!
Me: Yes, sir. But that was all I had. Once they sold, that was it.
Customer: I wish I had known that!!!! I didn’t buy them yesterday because I wanted my 5% senior citizen’s discount. That’s only on Thursday!!!!
Me: I’m really sorry.
Customer: (walking away) Fuuuuuuuuck.