Clean Tuna

Customer: I want tuna.

Me: Okay.

Customer: These ones could have touched the other fish. I want one from the back.

Me: Okay.

(I bring out a piece.)

Customer: No! That one is already open. I want to see you open it.

Me: Okay.

(I bring out a piece, still in the vacuum pack.)

Customer: No! I want to see you open the box.

Me: Okay.

(I bring out a box, open it, take out a vacuum pack, open it, and hand it to her.)

Customer: Thank you.

Other customer: Gee, I hope nobody mishandled that in the boat, at the packing plant, at the warehouse, or in the truck.

(The first customer looks mortified.)