Like A Lamb to Slaughter
Customer: Where’s your lamb?
Me: Right here!
Customer: I’m not Jewish.
Me: I’m sorry?
Customer: I want normal lamb. I’m not Jewish.
Me: I’m still not following.
Customer: (Holding up package) “Seder farms.” I’m not Jewish! I want normal lamb!
Me: That’s pronounced “Cedar Farms”. It’s the brand name.
Customer: Ah.