Easy Come Easy Go

Customer: One pound of crab legs.

Me: Yes sir. (I start to sort through the crab legs for good looking ones)

Customer: Not that one. I want that one in front.

Me: (reaching towards the front) I can’t really see in the counter. This one?

Customer: NO! The front one. Damn.

(I get the crab legs priced. He takes them and throws a bill on the counter.)

Customer: Thanks.

(I pick up the HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL he left me.)

(He runs back over.)

Customer: Give that back!

(I hand him the hundred. He hands me a one dollar bill.)

Me: Have a nice day.