Sell! sell!

Customer: (on phone) I bought a 12lb turkey, but now there are more people coming over. I’ll need a bigger turkey. 

Me: Okay. I’ve got a few. 

Customer: I don’t want to cook two turkeys. I’ll be returning the other turkey so you can resell it. 

Me: I can’t resell it. If you return it, I have to throw it away.

Customer: Oh well. I’m returning it anyway. I don’t want to cook two turkeys.