24/7

Intercom: Attention Customers, we will be closing in 30 minutes.

Customer: This store is 24 hours.

Me: We close at 2 today.

Customer: The sign out front says 24 hours.

Me: we close early on Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve.

Customer: If the sign says 24 hours, you’re 24 hours.  I won’t leave.

(She walks away)