Got To Hand It To You

Customer: I’d like a half a pound of shrimp. Pick me out some nice ones.

(I take a few seconds and grab what, to me, looks like the biggest shrimp)

Me: Here ya go!

Customer: I asked you to hand pick them and you didn’t.

Me: I grabbed the biggest...

(he throws the bag back. It lands on the floor beside me)

Customer: I don’t want them.