Have A Cookie

Customer: You got any turkeys? 

Me: No, sir.

Customer: I’m just kidding. Who waits until today to get a turkey?

Me: You’d be surprised.

Customer: No I wouldn’t. People are dumbasses. Thank you for working today. 

Me: No problem. 

(A few minutes later he comes back with a tray of cookies from the deli. ) 

Customer: I needed to get a few things and I decided to buy this too. Here have a cookie. Happy Thanksgiving