Happy 4th of July

Customer: Is this company based overseas?

Me: Um....no. Our corporate offices are in North Carolina.

Customer: Man, this company must really hate America.

Me: I'm sorry?

Customer: If they loved America. They wouldn't make you work today.

Me: Well...they just want us to be here for any customers that need something.

Customer: If I owned a company, I wouldn't make my employees work.

Me: That's cool. I'm sure they would appreciate that.

Customer: Yeah......So can I get 3lbs of Chicken.

Me: Yes, Sir.