Frankenbird

Customer: Hey! I don't need anything, but can I ask you a question?

Me: of course! What can I help you with?

Customer : My wife is making something called a turduckin. How do they do that?

Me: you mean how do they make a turduckin?

Customer: yeah.

Me: They take the bones out of a chicken, duck, and turkey. Then they stuff the chicken in the duck and the duck in the turkey.

Customer: Well, now I feel like an idiot. I thought they had created a duck/turkey/chicken hybrid. I was wondering how they got those animals to breed.

Me: No, it's just a stuffed meal.

Customer : That would be some real Dr. Moreau type shit.