I’ll Be back

Customer Do you have any pork that isn't Smithfield?

Me: I do not.

Customer That is made from pigs they send to China, process, and GLUE back together, I'm going to Publix.

Me: I’m pretty sure they carry Smithfield too.

(She leaves. I look up and see her again an hour later.)

Customer: They have Smithfield. Yours was cheaper.