Math Test
Customer: I want 10lbs of crab legs.
Me: Here ya go!
Customer: Those are two bags.
Me: Yes, ma’am. I can only fit 5lbs into each bag.
Customer: Then I’m getting charged more?!
Me: No, it’s by the pound.
Customer: I know it’s by the pound. You’re charging me twice!
Me: Each bag is 5lbs. Two of them is 10lbs.
Customer: I don’t want it!
(She storms off)