SHABOBS
Customer: Y’all got anymore meat than this?
Me: Yeah. There’s a whole counter...
Customer: We’re making SHABOBS! What kinda meat should we use?
Me: Well, we use...
Customer: SHABOBS! What meat?
Me: We use sirloin for our kabobs.
Customer: SHABOBS! Which meat?
Me: We use sirloin right here. (I put my hand on the package.”
Customer: I DON’T SEE ANY HERE! Is this ALL THE MEAT Y’ALL GOT?!
Me: Right here is the sirloin
(He loudly argues with his wife, grabs 5 packs of hamburgers and leaves)