The Cut-o-matic

Customer: Can I get this chicken cut up?

Me: Sure! How do you want it cut?

Customer: What’s my option other than with a knife?

Me: Uh..I meant, eight pieces or four pieces.

Customer: That makes way more sense. I’m kinda disappointed. I thought for a second you had some awesome chicken cutting machine.

Me: Now I’m disappointed. I want a chicken machine.