It’s in the bag
Customer: Someone told me you have crab legs on sale.
Me: Yep! The snow crab right here.
Customer: Give me 2 clusters.
Customer: Now give me 2 more.
(I grab two more clusters and put it in the bag.)
Customer: I want it in a separate bag!
Me: Okay. You didn’t say that. It’s no problem.
Customer: Give me two more.
Me: In a different bag?
Customer: No! Same damn bag! I want some of there crabs over here.
Me: that’s a different crab. It’s not on sale.
Customer: Okay. Give me these.
Me: Those are lobster claws. Not crab. You still want them?
Customer: Yeah. Put them together with the other ones.
Me: I can’t bag them together, they’re different prices.
Customer: They’re going different places. These are going to someone. These are going with me. Put them together.
Me: I can’t bag them together. They’re different products with different prices.
Customer:I didn’t ask you to bag them together! Jesus Christ! Put them together.
(I set them together.)
Customer: Okay they’re together.
(He picks up the two bags in separate hands. )
Customer: How the hell are they together?!?! If I can do this?!?
(He separates the bags of crab legs to demonstrate that they are, indeed, separate bags.)
Me: How do you want me to put them together?
Customer: Jesus! Staple them! When I go to the hospital, they staple things together.
Me: I don’t have a stapler back here!
Customer: Whatever.
(He storms off. )