Size matters
Customer: Three ribeyes. I want the biggest.
(I weigh them up.)
Customer: Are those the biggest?
Me: They’re all cut about the same size, but I grabbed the ones that looked a little bigger.
Customer: (rolling eyes) If you say so.
Me: (holding up package) I mean, you can have whatever ones you want.
(He picks three. I weigh them up.)
Customer: Wait that’s not as much!!!
Me: Yeah, the ones I chose ended up half a pound heavier. Do you want the ones I chose? Or the ones you chose?
Customer: …yours.
Me: Have a nice day!