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Customer: My wife sent me to pick up some smoked salmon that has sauce with it.

Me: Um….I don’t think any of the ones I carry come with a sauce.

Customer: Hold on.

(He calls his wife, talks, and hangs up the phone.)

Customer: She said it’s here.

Me: I don’t see any that say anything about a sauce.

Customer: Here you talk to her.

(He pulls out his cell phone, dials, and puts the phone to my ear without talking to his wife.)

Me: Um….hello?

Wife: Who the hell is this?!

Me: I’m Andy from Chambers Supermarket. Your husband said you were looking for a specific type of smoked salmon?

Wife: Why the hell am I talking to you?!

Me: I guess your husband wanted me to get some more details? Like a brand name or something?

Wife: I’m hanging up now!

(She hangs up. I hand the phone back. He walks away.)