Freeze tag

Customer: You don’t have many crab cakes.

Me: We’re switching to previously frozen crab cakes, and the new ones haven’t come in yet.

Customer: Frozen?! No no no. Once you freeze them they’re not as good.

Me: I agree.

Customer: Give me four packs of two.

Me: Here ya go!

Customer: I’ll freeze three of these.

Me: …um….sounds great.