Feel it in my veins

Customer: I see y’all are all out of shrimp de-vieners. How in the world am I supposed to peel all the shrimp I bought from the dock?

Me: If you have kitchen shears, you can cut the shell here…(I go through a quick tutorial of how to peel shrimp) Anyway that’s always worked well for me.

Customer: That all sounds like total bullshit!

(She storms off)