No tank you

Customer: I want to order lobsters for Valentine’s Day.

Me: Great! We have a preorder sales event going on right now.

Customer: So how does this work? Will you give me a tank of water with them?

Me: Um…no. They don’t come in a tank.

Customer: SO WHAT?! ARE THEY JUST CRAWLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR BACK THERE?!?!

Me: Uh…they come in a box. We put them in smaller boxes before we give them to you.