Marriage Counseling

Two weeks ago

Wife: I need a standing rib roast for Christmas. We have 6 people.

Me: I’d go with 3 ribs. That’ll give you a some for leftovers too.

Wife: No no no. I want 4 ribs.

Me: Okay. That’s gonna be a lot.

Wife: 4 ribs!

Today

Husband: I’m here to pick up a roast for Smith.

Me: Here ya go!

Husband: Thanks!

Couple of minutes later.

Husband: This is huge.

Me: The order was for 4 ribs.

Husband: There’s only 6 of us. Can you cut one of these bones off?

Me: Um…sure.

Later.

The phone rings.

Wife( on phone) I ordered a standing rib roast with four ribs and you gave my husband one with three ribs!