Hamming it up
Customer: I called and had someone put aside a ham for me.
Me: Here it is.
Customer: I want to talk to a manager.
Me: Um…okay.
Customer: (talking to the manager) your other stores in the city don’t have any hams. You need to transfer yours to them.
Manager: That’s not really feasible today.
Later
Customer: (talking to the employee in the dairy) They should transfer theirs to the other stores.