Those who cannot Remember The Past…

Customer: I’m looking for some oysters.

Me: I’m sorry. We’re all out.

Customer: Every Fucking year I come in here, and you’re out of oysters!

Me: (Now I recognize him. He literally does this every year) You know, next year, if you call me ahead of time, I can save your some. We do it for lots of customers.

Customer: I don’t have time for that kind of shit.

(He storms off.)