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Time is a construct

November 22, 2022 by Andy Livengood

Customer: All of these turkeys have November 25 on them!

Me: Yes, ma’am. Thanksgiving is on the 24.

Customer: Will they be good to cook on thanksgiving?

Me: Yes. Yes they will.

November 22, 2022 /Andy Livengood
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