Baller on a dollar

(An older man comes to the counter with two younger women.)

Customer: We need three steaks! The best you got!

Me: Well, it’s a great price on the strips this week.

Customer: (putting his arms around the women) Look, I don’t need a damn discount! Give me the best steaks you have, spare no expense!

Me: Fillet mignon is always a good bet.

Customer: Now you get it! Three of those!

(I wrap them up)

Customer: Hell yeah! We are balling out tonight!

(A few minutes later a Cashier comes back with the steaks)

Cashier: His card was declined.