Baller on a dollar
(An older man comes to the counter with two younger women.)
Customer: We need three steaks! The best you got!
Me: Well, it’s a great price on the strips this week.
Customer: (putting his arms around the women) Look, I don’t need a damn discount! Give me the best steaks you have, spare no expense!
Me: Fillet mignon is always a good bet.
Customer: Now you get it! Three of those!
(I wrap them up)
Customer: Hell yeah! We are balling out tonight!
(A few minutes later a Cashier comes back with the steaks)
Cashier: His card was declined.