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Who’s bad

December 27, 2021 by Andy Livengood

Customer: I bought this breakfast sausage yesterday and when I opened it, it was rotten.

Me: I’m sorry. I’m surprised to hear that; it’s got a good date on it.

Customer: Yeah, I bought it yesterday. I only left it in my car for about 5 hours. When I opened it, it was bad.

December 27, 2021 /Andy Livengood
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