Press 1

Automated phone: Thanks for calling Chambers Supermarkets. For customer service and employment opportunities press 1. For the deli press 2. For produce press 3. For meat and seafood press 4. For…

(Customer presses selection)

Me: Meat department. How can I help you.

Customer: I put in an application a week ago. Why haven’t you called me?

Me: You put one in for the meat department?

Customer: No. For produce. Not meat!

Me: This is the meat department. Hold on. I’ll transfer you.

Customer: Jesus.