Corny

Customer: Do you have any hamburgers without corn in them?

Me: We….wait…what? None of our burgers have corn in them.

Customer: I’m looking at it right now. Right here. The “bacon & cheddar cheese burgers.”

Me: Those aren’t pieces of corn they’re…

Customer: Yeah? Then what are they?!

Me: Cheese. It’s the cheddar cheese.

Customer: Ah.