It’s Alive!!!

Customer: I’ll take 5 of those clams.

Me: Yes, ma’am. Here ya go!

Customer: There’s a tiny hole in the bag.

Me: That’s so the clams can breathe. You don’t want them to suffocate.

Customer: Breathe?!

Me: Yes, ma’am. They’re alive.

Customer: (gagging) Never mind. I don’t want them. They’re…alive!!