Praise The Lord

(A coworker and I are working the counter.)

Coworker: …that’s some crazy shit.

(A customer heard our conversation.)

Customer: I can’t believe you would talk like that!

Coworker: I’m really sorry sir. It was an accident.

Customer: Do you know what I do for a living? I’m a preacher. I can’t believe you’d talk like that.

Coworker: (leaving) I’m so sorry, sir.

Me: Sorry about that sir.

Customer: Its disgusting language, I’m a preacher.

Me: I’m sorry that happened, sir.

Customer: (looking around uncomfortably) Look, I’m not really a preacher.

Me: Um…okay

Customer: We’ll, I COULD have been a preacher.