This One

Customer: What’s in this crab cake?

Me: Which kind are you looking at?

Customer: This one.

Me: I can’t see through the case to where you’re pointing. Which one?

Customer: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S IN YOUR CRAB CAKES?!

Me: They all have different recipes and I can’t see which one you’re pointing to. There’s a sign on the front. Which kind?

Customer: This one.