Crabby

Customer: You don’t have any fucking crab!

Me: (pointing to the various crabs) I have Dungeness crab, whole cooked blue crab, Alaskan king crab, Jonah crab claws, and stone crab claws. Plus canned jumbo, claw and backfin crab.

Customer: How the fuck don’t you have any crab?

(He walks away)