Size matters

Customer: Three ribeyes. I want the biggest.

(I weigh them up.)

Customer: Are those the biggest?

Me: They’re all cut about the same size, but I grabbed the ones that looked a little bigger.

Customer: (rolling eyes) If you say so.

Me: (holding up package) I mean, you can have whatever ones you want.

(He picks three. I weigh them up.)

Customer: Wait that’s not as much!!!

Me: Yeah, the ones I chose ended up half a pound heavier. Do you want the ones I chose? Or the ones you chose?

Customer: …yours.

Me: Have a nice day!