Early

Customer: Picking up a roast for Jenkins.

Me: (looking through the special order book) Um…it isn’t cut yet, but I can…

Customer: Why the hell isn’t it ready yet?!?! That’s why I order early!!!

Me: Well, when you ordered it early, you said you wanted to pick it up tomorrow. I can cut it now, give me like 5 minutes.

Customer: (not making eye contact) Okay. Thank you.